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If you watch this,
then I'm gone.

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I couldn't say this to your face.
It's too much of a shame.

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For you, not for me, obviously.

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You never liked to ``hear''
how wonderful you are But you did.

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You did.
You are wonderful.

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But you are completely useless.

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So I thought I'd leave it to you
instructions for life without me.

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He must turn off the alarm in the morning.
If he opens the door, it will activate,

9
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then the alarm company will think
that someone broke in.

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If you activate it�,
he must call them.

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The number is on your phone under the name
Alarm. The alarm code is 8645.

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That's your PIN code.
You know this.

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And aim for the perimeter,
otherwise the dog will activate it.

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And feed the dog, okay? First thing
in the morning and when he returns from work.

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And what else? He has to pull it out
buckets every Tuesday evening.

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A black bin is household waste,
green is recycling...

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<i>Tamburi Gazet</i>

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Where's your bowl?

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Here she is.

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Fuck!

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No dog food.

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Baked beans or curry vegetables?

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And I thought.

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Sorry. Get it for you
real food later.

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Fuck your life.

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Curry vegetables for me then.

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<i>AFTER �LIFE</i>

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Hello. -Hello.
I start here today.

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I start working here today.
- Okay. Do you have a name?

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That. Sandy. - No, I mean,
who are you meeting here?

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Who hired you?
- Mr. Braden.

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Come here.
Good girl.

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Your dog should be on a leash.
- What? - The dog must be on a chain.

34
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Can you read? The park is for everyone.
- That's right. Sorry.

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Thank you.
Come on, girl. Come here.

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what? He's not a fat, ruddy fagot.
Bad girl, Brandi.

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Sorry about that.
- Disgusting. - See you later.

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Good girl.

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Okay.

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I have to go to work.
See you later.

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Bring you food.
Good girl. Good girl.

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Good girl.

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Here you go.
- What?

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Your mail.
- Put it through the door.

45
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Well, you're here, so I don't walk.

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I'm not going to walk with that either.
- Why not?

47
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You're new, aren't you?
- Yes, I was transferred...

48
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No, I'm not interested. I guess you're on the old one
circle threw things through the door?

49
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Comrade, you don't have to be rude.
- Why is he talking to me like this?

50
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Will he report me?
- Yes. What's his name�?

51
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He will laugh.
- Trust me.

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Five.
- Postman Five?

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That.

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Put it through the door.

55
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That was easy, wasn't it?
- You could do it too. - No, I didn't.

56
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Why not?
- I'm not a postman.

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Come on.

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Hello Joerd�.
- Hello.

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Who is that?
- He is my uncle.

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Pedo!
- What?

61
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Pedo!

62
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I'm not a paedo. And if I did,
you would be sure, fat pussy.

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Welcome. I'm glad you're here.
I remember my first day,

64
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and it's exciting, isn't it? -That.
That. This is a great place.

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Very dynamic, a lot
People are on the move all the time.

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A really special group of people.
Real workers.

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It is also a pleasure.
He goes to the field in the community.

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And it can be anything,
from local stories, that is,

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the one... entertainment, finance.

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Well, yes.
Kat works in commercials.

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Be nice to her, and maybe you
performed at the opening of a new restaurant,

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get a free meal.
Leni does all the photography,

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so if you are interested in that.
Everyone runs in everywhere, actually.

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So, what are you interested in,
if she said? - Writing articles.

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Perfect. That's great.
It will definitely work here.

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Lots of articles.
The sky is the limit.

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Toni is in charge of the chains.
He's not here.

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He is a very good writer.
Very smart, experienced, good character.

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He is not all himself at the moment, to be
sincere. He had some bad news.

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His... Toni is my son-in-law.
He was married to my sister, Lisa,

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who died.

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Cancer.

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My condolences.
- He was obviously destroyed.

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The... suicidal one.

85
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Okay.

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I should warn you, you might...
say a few things that are...

87
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the one...
brutal...

88
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sometimes, well, you know
don't take it personally.

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I mean, close to it
cooperate with him.

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Anyway...
have fun

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Thanks.

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So how are you?

93
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Also.
- Bad then?

94
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I don't even know what to compare it with anymore.
But I guess it's a good day,

95
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when I'm not walking around with desire
to shoot some strangers in the face

96
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and then turn the gun on myself.

97
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One of my clients
he fantasizes about killing his ex-wife...

98
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...when he masturbates.
- Why are you telling me that?

99
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I didn't say his name.
- No, I know, but...

100
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how does that help me?

101
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I don't know. I guess you do
let me know that you are not the only one.

102
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The only what?
- Well, the only mental case.

103
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I mean, you know...

104
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the only character with mental problems.
I have problems. - Go on.

105
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God, where do I begin? - Maybe start
with me, when I'm already paying, but...

106
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<i>�ENA 93, OPLJA�KANA</i>
Morning. -Morning.

107
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Awful, isn't it?
Trauma for life.

108
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What a trauma for life.
She is 93.

109
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If she lived to be 100, she would be traumatized
for only 7% of her life.

110
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You're late.
- You're boring.

111
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They're complaining, aren't they?
- No, but come on. What's up?

112
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Today is the delivery.
- No, why does he think?

113
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that I was complaining about how boring you are?
Is there a... counterargument or...

114
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Why is he letting himself get away with this?
- I don't let go.

115
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Tony, come on.
what is happening?

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We publish a free local newspaper
that nobody cares about.

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No, that's not true. And it's not...
Can you come to my office?

118
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It can. - a lot of people
relies on our newspaper.

119
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Not everyone is on twitter, right?
Back to work, folks.

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What does he want to say?
To pity me and reject my ideas?

121
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Because they won't. Because there is no point.
- Toni, I know you had problems,

122
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since you lost Lisa. -Think�,
that my wife's death affected me?

123
00:11:07,445 --> 00:11:10,685
Of course, and I understand that.
I even told Sandy about it.

124
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Who is Sandy? - New girl.
I didn't want him to think this was crazy.

125
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I had to say something. I just need it
some professionalism here, Toni.

126
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Please? -Not.
- I shouldn't have to explain this to you.

127
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He can't just be rude
towards people. - It can, actually.

128
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That's the beauty.
It is not an advantage to be nice and attentive

129
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and caring and have integrity.
- That's a disadvantage, if anything.

130
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Well, if he keeps up like this, maybe I will
you have to cancel. - No, it won't.

131
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No, that's what I'm talking about,
because you are a nice guy.

132
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So I'm going to use you,
as everyone here does.

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It will give me a warning. Ignorisat �u.
He will give me one more.

134
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Ignorisat �u.
I will continue to do what I want.

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Finally, he will give up, and I run away.
The girls here have discovered

136
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to never doubt� u
women's problems.

137
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Ket had 3 periods
this month. He likes Fridays off.

138
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You don't react�.
She gets away with it because she's a jerk.

139
00:12:04,445 --> 00:12:08,025
So I thought, I could do a little too.
- Why would he want to do that?

140
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:10,485
Wouldn't you rather
be� better and happy?

141
00:12:10,585 --> 00:12:13,145
Only from one thing
I would be better and happy,

142
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And that is that Lisa is here,
and that cannot happen.

143
00:12:15,945 --> 00:12:20,985
And that's why I almost killed myself, immediately.
- Okay, but you didn't kill yourself, did you?

144
00:12:21,145 --> 00:12:25,625
Well, apparently something stopped you.
- Cuka's facial expression.

145
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She was hungry, I thought
that I need to feed her.

146
00:12:28,912 --> 00:12:32,034
I had time to think:
"You should be dead now."

147
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I didn't care.
Well, everything is a bonus.

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If I become �really, I work
and I say whatever kid I want

149
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as much as they want, and then
when it all becomes too much,

150
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I can always kill myself.
It's like a superpower.

151
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It's the worst superhero ever
I heard. - That's how things are now.

152
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So what?
So...

153
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My job now is to make you happy
before he kills himself�?

154
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It's like we constantly
time is running out, isn't it? - If he wants to.

155
00:13:00,205 --> 00:13:03,705
Well, I don't want to.
- Anyway, that's the way things are.

156
00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:08,485
Okay, I'm glad we talked.
- Yes, very constructive.

157
00:13:08,925 --> 00:13:12,825
Okay, that one...
This is... This is Sandy.

158
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She just started today.
It's her first day, well, Toni,

159
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she will work under you. If he can...
to guide her, explain to her what it is.

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Here's what it is...
Humanity is a plague.

161
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We are disgusting, narcissistic,
selfish parasites,

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and the world would be a better place without us.

163
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Everyone should have a moral duty
to kill each other.

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I could do it now. With pleasure
would go upstairs, jump off the roof,

165
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and made sure I fell on some cunt
from accounting. Are you something like that...

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had in mind?
- No.

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Just... Ignore it.
Leni, Can you refer Sandy?

168
00:13:50,845 --> 00:13:53,905
Of course.
- We have to publish a newspaper. Thank you.

169
00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:59,105
He's sending her to you, isn't he? - A lot.
- Can I guess what's on the list?

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Come.
Eat in front of the computer.

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Go to the pub.
Eat in front of the quiz machine.

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00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:08,025
Go home. Eat in front of the TV.
Go to bed.

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00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:13,565
I assume he eats� in bed?
- I have snacks for emergencies.

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I have to go.

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00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:23,325
He wants me to bring you more donuts,
fat? - Yes, please.

176
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:30,085
Does it bother you that he treats you like that?
- No, he's a friend.

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00:14:30,205 --> 00:14:32,405
That distracts him.

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Don't put up with his shit, okay?
- I don't suffer, because I'm not weak like him.

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Julian? -That.
- We had a couple of calls from people

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who say yes to their buildings
no newspaper was delivered.

181
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Okay, that's weird because I am
definitely delivered everything.

182
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,735
He knows he should ring the bell
to enter the building?

183
00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:56,184
He can't leave them outside.
A lot of older people can't

184
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walk up the stairs or go out.
Yeah, I know that, boss.

185
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:02,265
I will be especially careful with these.

186
00:15:02,365 --> 00:15:06,125
Okay.
- Can I be paid now?

187
00:15:08,885 --> 00:15:12,905
He'll do a good job, won't he?
- You can trust me, yes.

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00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:15,565
35 pounds, right?
- Yes. - Okay.

189
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He lived.
- Okay.

190
00:15:26,445 --> 00:15:28,825
Hot crash?

191
00:15:29,525 --> 00:15:32,405
Please, what?
- I saw how he was washing

192
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in the drain pond, and I wondered
is it for a special occasion?

193
00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:39,105
Not really, no.

194
00:15:39,225 --> 00:15:43,265
He wants to buy drugs with it
and throw the newspaper in the dumpster?

195
00:15:43,365 --> 00:15:47,565
Well, I probably should first
to throw them away, then buy drugs.

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00:15:47,665 --> 00:15:50,965
Forget it
otherwise, right?

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<i>Home for the care of Jesenje li��e</i>

198
00:16:19,565 --> 00:16:21,825
Where is Lisa?

199
00:16:23,445 --> 00:16:26,725
She's dead, Dad.
Do you remember?

200
00:16:27,325 --> 00:16:29,885
She died earlier this year.

201
00:16:30,025 --> 00:16:32,425
She was here this morning.

202
00:16:32,805 --> 00:16:34,905
No, it isn't.

203
00:16:36,165 --> 00:16:38,565
Hello.
- Hello.

204
00:16:39,525 --> 00:16:41,585
Okay.

205
00:16:42,405 --> 00:16:45,405
Let's fix you up, Ray, hey?

206
00:16:47,025 --> 00:16:49,905
If it was a dog, they would put it to sleep.

207
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:53,245
It?
- I wanted to be nice, because...

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00:16:54,565 --> 00:16:56,745
I'm sorry.

209
00:16:59,025 --> 00:17:02,225
Well, don't you
once �by them?

210
00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:04,605
I worry when they pay.

211
00:17:05,585 --> 00:17:09,305
We say that nothing happens inside
to make us feel better,

212
00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:13,285
but definitely something is happening. Hey?

213
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,305
Are you married?

214
00:17:19,025 --> 00:17:21,545
I don't have time for that.

215
00:17:21,645 --> 00:17:24,865
I will take care of you.
- Sorry.

216
00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:27,025
It's okay.

217
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:30,365
I never heard any complaints.

218
00:17:30,525 --> 00:17:32,825
The woman was happy.

219
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,085
I have to go.

220
00:17:40,345 --> 00:17:43,685
See you later.
See you, dad.

221
00:17:43,905 --> 00:17:47,025
Take Lisa with you.
- Fuck me!

222
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,725
Yeah, okay.
Jesus Christ!

223
00:17:51,585 --> 00:17:53,625
Good girl.

224
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,165
Fuck your life.

225
00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:06,845
No bowls.
Fuck it.

226
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,305
Not even fucking milk!

227
00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:52,065
Don't roll around, hey?
Stay active.

228
00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:55,665
And keeps the house tidy.
We found a wonderful house.

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00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,425
And don't be drunk all the time,
okay?

230
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Because it will only make you feel worse later.
I'm not a doctor,

231
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but I talked to a bunch of them
the last few months,

232
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and everyone thinks it's not ideal
to be fat, �alos piston.

233
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If he puts the court right
in the machine, it will not accumulate.

234
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And replace the salt every now and then.
It's in the garage.

235
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The garage is a massive thing
on the side of the house.

236
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Fuck your life.

237
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are you ok -That.
- I was worried about you.

238
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Why? - What do you think, why?
Because he keeps saying that he is going to kill himself.

239
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Also, you should be at work,
but know that I will forgive you.

240
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Come to the pub. Len and I are going to lunch.
- No, I had lunch.

241
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Come on. We used to be
go to the pub all the time. -Not!

242
00:19:50,045 --> 00:19:52,465
Someone will make me angry,
and it is a ruined day.

243
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Well, I'll take a risk, Bruce Banner.
It will please you.

244
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Come on, please. All journalists go
to the pub for lunch. - We are not journalists.

245
00:20:00,385 --> 00:20:04,501
We are journalists. We work for a newspaper.
- Yes, those newspapers are also used by old women

246
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as a toilet for cats, once a week.
- And they read them before that.

247
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We are not journalists. - We are.
Of course we did. - No, we didn't.

248
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Yes, we did. -Not.
- Stop it. We are. -Not.

249
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Fuck your life!
Do you hear that?

250
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Fucking fat cunt
 �he barks like a fucking pu�.

251
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Takes out my fat.
- All right.

252
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Why not enjoy the work? - sorry,
I can't concentrate with that...

253
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It's fragile. It's crunchy.
- But why does he have to do that, "mmm"?

254
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,505
Well, this is fun.
- I told you.

255
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You told me? great.
- Someone always messes up, right?

256
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And you think you could do it
be you on this occasion? -Not.

257
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Look, just ignore him, okay.
As I said,

258
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why not enjoy the work?
That's what depressed people do. Sometimes.

259
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It's hard for me to enjoy myself
to work, when it's my work

260
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Frequent conversation with the installer
who grew potatoes

261
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who looks like Lionel Richie.
That was on the front page.

262
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It looked like him.
- This is a good time.

263
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We have some exciting news.
- Tips? -That.

264
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As if we were TV personalities?
- Well, they are tips. -Come on. What kind of tips?

265
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What tips do we have?
- All right.

266
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A woman called us the other day,
when he pulls the bucket, he sounds like a bug.

267
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Not. -Not? Okay. A woman at Blagdjeno
she woke up as a Chinese.

268
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And she wasn't before.
- No, I understand the angle.

269
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The man was sent the same birthday card
Congratulations 5 times. -Really? -Really?

270
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That. -Okay, we have to
solve as soon as possible.

271
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Well, yes. Why not?
Because that's your job.

272
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I know.
- Yes.

273
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Ring the doorbell.

274
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You are disgusting.
- I didn't want to do it at home.

275
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Go to the doctor. He has bowel cancer.
- Hello. - Don't go outside.

276
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Fat cunt took a shit.
- Are you from the newspaper? -That.

277
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Leave it there.
Fuck it.

278
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When I got the first one, I thought,
that's a nice congratulation.

279
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And then I got another one, and I thought,
that's interesting, two of the same.

280
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But then I got the third one, and I thought,
so what are the chances of that?

281
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Astronomical.
- And then the fourth...

282
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But then, five... I mean, I bet
that it had never happened before.

283
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At least not recorded.
- Did you take notes? - Yes, everything here.

284
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Will it be in the next newspaper?
- Yes, we will speed this up.

285
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:48,165
Strong exclusive.
- This would excite my Denis.

286
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My wife.
She passed away last year.

287
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The sun of my sky.
Everything that happens

288
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I go to apologize to her.
And then I remember.

289
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Nothing is that good
unless he shares it�.

290
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I still know how to be sad,

291
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but then life brings you these
interesting little things, aren't they?

292
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He must not feel sorry for himself.
He must continue.

293
00:23:14,925 --> 00:23:18,485
Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

294
00:23:22,885 --> 00:23:25,265
Fuck your life.

295
00:23:29,805 --> 00:23:34,365
Sorry. Where is the dog food?
- In cat food.

296
00:23:34,525 --> 00:23:37,745
Okay, well...
then I have one more question.

297
00:23:37,845 --> 00:23:41,895
Where is the cat food?
- Cans, other shelves.

298
00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:45,245
He lived. Don't get up.
- Okay.

299
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That's all?
- Yes.

300
00:24:06,205 --> 00:24:09,025
Okay, spring.
Is there any money?

301
00:24:11,525 --> 00:24:13,865
That.
- What?

302
00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:19,325
Yes, I have money.
- Then give them to me.

303
00:24:25,285 --> 00:24:28,645
Why?
- Because ``I'll kill you if you don't give''.

304
00:24:30,485 --> 00:24:33,665
Does it work otherwise?
- Most people,

305
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:38,545
the threat of death is worse
from giving money, but...

306
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:42,705
But they are worried that it will hurt them
family... I don't have a family.

307
00:24:42,805 --> 00:24:45,965
I don't want to talk about it,
but I don't care about anything anymore.

308
00:24:46,065 --> 00:24:48,605
I won't give you money.
- Are you deranged?

309
00:24:48,705 --> 00:24:52,345
No, I was just bored of working
things I don't like doing

310
00:24:52,445 --> 00:24:56,265
and we always have a choice.
And if I understood correctly, my choice

311
00:24:56,405 --> 00:25:00,125
is either violence or yes
I hand over my money in peace

312
00:25:01,285 --> 00:25:04,925
useless little cunts.
- Are you crazy!? -Not.

313
00:25:05,285 --> 00:25:07,705
Fire!
Okay?

314
00:25:09,205 --> 00:25:11,785
Just let go.

315
00:25:45,405 --> 00:25:48,665
There it is. - It's nobody's fault
for what happened.

316
00:25:48,765 --> 00:25:51,919
Don't blame the world.
He knows how grumpy he can be

317
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:55,705
when things don't go your way.
But he has such a good heart.

318
00:25:55,865 --> 00:25:59,945
That's how you were born. It can't
invent. You are polite.

319
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:04,885
I knew it as soon as I met you.
It hit me like a thunderbolt.

320
00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:10,045
And I've loved you ever since.

321
00:26:10,285 --> 00:26:12,745
Fat cunt!

322
00:26:28,645 --> 00:26:31,745
It's Sunday, bitch!

323
00:26:32,545 --> 00:26:36,265
You're not a real customer, you see.
- Tony!

324
00:26:36,765 --> 00:26:38,805
My God!
- What?

325
00:26:38,905 --> 00:26:41,785
Why did you do this to me?
- That's good for you.

326
00:26:41,885 --> 00:26:45,085
Get your heart moving.
Wake up your metabolism. -Not!

327
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End of the 1st episode